#45

Today the God Emperor Trump ascends to the Cherry Blossom Throne to become the 45th President of the United States of America. The Empire will be his.

Look Dude, you have exactly 4 years to get me interested in voting again. Though I did not cast a ballot, I do believe you were the better of the two choices available. The Whore of Babylon would have sealed our fate. She was one seizure away from throwing the entire country into convulsions. I do hope that her Parkinson's is in remission, but I am quite relieved she is not being sworn in today.

Congratulations Donald.