After decades of hearing the song annually everywhere I go, I have concluded that Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is a metaphor for something else.
You see, I have come to believe that Rudolph was (is) a gay ginger. It explains so much about him. It's why the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names. It's why they never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games.
It's also very odd how his disabilities lead to advantage when circumstances dictated the need. All it took was a bit of fog for everyone to see Rudolph in a different light
Then how the reindeer loved him....he went down in history.
Looks pretty gay to me....just sayin'
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